FIXING THE NBA

I'm reading reports that The Lakers are talking with The Nuggets to pull off a trade to bring Melo to Los Angeles. Ok, yes - players should be able to go where ever they want when their contract is up. But at the same time, just cut the league down to four teams and get it over with.

Miami Heat:

(Starters)
John Wall
Dwyane Wade
LeBron James
Chris Bosh
Dwight Howard

(Bench)
Deron Williams
Evan Turner
Andre Iguodala
Danny Granger


Boston Celtics:

(Starters)
Rajon Rondo
Vince Carter
Gerald Wallace
Kevin Garnett
Shaq

(Bench)
Tyreke Evans
Stephen Jackson
Amare' Stoudemire
Anderson Varejao

Chicago Bulls:

(Starters)
Derrick Rose
Kevin Durant
Rudy Gay
Kevin Love
Tim Duncan

(Bench)
Jason Kidd
OJ Mayo
Antawn Jamison
JJ Hickson

Los Angeles Lakers:

(Starters)
Chris Paul
Kobe Bryant
Carmelo Anthony
Blake Griffin
Yao Ming

(Bench)
Steve Nash
Dirk Nowitzki
Pau Gasol

Just do this and get it over with, assholes.