Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Harrison is a wimp

What a loser. So he gets hit with a $75,000 fine and now he is CRYING about retiring because he's not sure if he can play within the rules. What a big douche bag. So you got caught cheating and now you're going to make the situation all about you by claiming you want to retire.

You're not going to retire so just SHUT UP.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Steelers Fans are Pathetic

Well, our friend Larry's not, because he's somehow a dedicated fan.. Let's talk about the other Steelers fans. Larry's getting married, so for his bachelor party we took him to Pittsburgh on Saturday, we went to the casinos and bars then crashed at our hotel for about 4 hours, then got up to tailgate for the Browns @ Steelers game.

He had a blast, so that's great. But, again - I want to talk about the "fans" we observed. First off, every Steelers fan looks the same. The guys all have a crew cut and a goatee, and the females all look like bar skanks. All of them. And the ones that didn't? They were secretly Browns fans. Back to the ones who had the goatees. Half of them that we met were from Ohio. Steelers fans are fair-weather fans, and they're not die-hards. They just jump on the bandwagon of a winning team.

"Browns are going down!!" was the most creative insult thrown our way, even after people were starting to get hammered... Or were they starting to get hammered? I ask this because people didn't start filing into the parking lots until 11:30am!! You can't get a spot in the Muni Lot downtown after 7:15am!!! And with the exception of about 10 groups, this lot was DEAD until about 11:30 when it started to fill up!? How pathetic is that?

If Pittsburgh's record was 3-13, they'd have half the fans they have right now. But Cleveland's record can be 3-13 all it wants and we're all still here and loyal, we're just angrier.

Then, in a pleasant surprise, Colt McCoy looked pretty good. We'll keep this realistic though, considering Brady Quinn looked really good against Denver in his first game as a Browns starter.

James Harrison is also my new least favorite player in the NFL. The day Harrison goes down with a career ending injury, or gets paralyzed, or better yet, killed on the field, I'm throwing a party. And no, that's not too harsh. We should send Sam Aiken out there to step on his throat with his cleat when he's on the bottom of a pile. Maybe Billy Yates could rip out one of his eyes during a fumble pileup? There's no place in football or life for someone who says "I WANT to hurt other people."

Also, the parking lot attendants were RETARDED. These were the dumbest people alive. They blocked cars in and filled the lot to the absolute max. Fasig had to get out, find me a path through the mess of cars, and ultimately we got out with no casualties.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Harrison should be suspended

Harrison should be suspended, but the thing that makes me more upset is that there was no noticeable retaliation on behalf of the Browns.

When someone takes out two of your players with ILLEGAL hits to the head...someone's got to MAN UP and dive at his legs. Do something to send the message that the Browns are not going to let their teammates get beheaded like that.

What an A-hole!

Thursday, October 14, 2010


Another potential blow out in this fading rivalry.

Steelers aren't happy about the loss last year and they are going to try to let Ben throw the ball for 500 yds on our questionable secondary.

I'm getting a headache just thinking about how much Colt McCoy will look like a deer in the headlights on Sunday.

Our only hope...Big Ben rapes a girl during pre-game warmups and Peyton Hillis runs the ball 40 times not letting the Steelers have the ball for more than 10 minutes.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Browns vs Bengals

There we go.

However, this team could be 4-0 right now. We've been in it each game and only had a couple breaks here and there. This game against the Bengals went our way. It's definitely good to have a division win. It's good to have a win at home. Hillis looks like Harrison did at the end of last season. He looked like a monster. He's already done more than Brady Quinn ever did.. and probably ever will do.

Our cornerbacks got torched again, but Cincinatti kept trying to run. It seems like teams can't run against the Browns. We'll find that out for sure when we play the Steelers. Also - I'm pretty sure that Palmer's second fumble could've been the tuck rule, but that's okay.

Also - TJ Ward's hit on Shipley was clean. Ward turned sideways to brace for the impact and didn't lead with his helmet in any way. Was Ward supposed to get out of the way and let Shipley catch the ball? Was Ward supposed to know that Eric Wright was going to tip the ball successfully? I don't get it. Yes, we don't want receivers getting killed out there, but what is Ward supposed to do in that situation? Duck and tackle at the waist so Shipley can catch the ball high and score? Don't get it. Good job Ward. Maybe Receivers will start thinking, "Where's TJ Ward at???" while they're about to catch the ball and they'll drop the pass.

Friday, October 1, 2010


We're not criticizing you because you're black, we're criticizing you because you're an egomaniac, piece of shit who took the easy way out. Go Cavs.