Cavs RIP

Okay Mr. Scott, you've gotta make some changes with these guys.

LeBron came back to town and your guys just rolled over and let him do whatever he wanted. He was fouled for real what, once? Come on! Win or lose, three players should've fouled out of this game from on your team. Bosh should've been dragging LeBron off the court by the time this game was over. You're telling me you couldn't have Ryan Hollins crack LeBron in the jaw with a forearm a couple times? You couldn't send Samardo Samuels out there to do the same 6 times?

Instead, all of the Cavs players were fighting over who gets to hug LeBron first?!

WHAT THE F*CK!??!!!?

Half the game, Gibson is talking to LeBron and they're laughing it up. Supposedly this was about friendly competition but I don't care. Byron Scott should've told LeBron to get the F away from his bench.

In July, LeBron told every one of these guys, "You all suck, I can't win anything here, I'm going to team up with Dwyane Wade." And now they're all running up to him giving him hugs, stealing his headband, doing stupid shit.

Jamario Moon should've low-blowed him one of the times he was driving the lane. JJ Hickson should've thrown him to the floor with an illegal screen. Instead, they all fought each other over who was going to get to suck him off first.

Had LeBron gone to the sideline completely rattled and distraught and had some Cavs gone to the locker room having fouled out, win or lose Cleveland would've been happier.

The Cavs just got embarrassed on one of their only Nationally televised games this season. And they didn't care. Now, a few days later, and they're getting blown out by the Detroit Pistons.

They've gotta win back a lot of fans after this disaster.

Browns Getting it Done?

So that's two games in a row where the Browns completely dominated their opponent. And both opponents are supposed "Superbowl Contenders" and one of them was in fact the current Superbowl Champion. But that's old news - the Browns beat the Superbowl champ every year. Can they do it again against the Jets? I say they can.

Peyton Hillis is running like a beast. He was the top RB in fantasy this week. Unfortunately, John St Clair is on his way back to the lineup.. So the Browns will be back to having a pillar at Right Tackle for anyone to just run around. That's never good. We'll just have to send Hillis to the left instead.

And you know Mangini wants to destroy the Jets. Two weeks in a row, two vendetta games. Mangini can do it. I know we're only one game in, but I'd get satisfaction knowing that Cleveland swept the AFC East.

Halfway through the season, 3rd place in the AFC North.. Room to improve.. Let's see if the Steelers can handle the Patriots the way the Browns did. I don't think they can do it. And not even because Belichick is going to be in Pissed Off, F You mode..

And the Cavs. Tied for first place in the Central. Good start in my opinion. Way too early to mean anything, but 3-3 is a lot better than the commonly predicted 0-6.

Also, how about your Cowboys, LeBron!! F you.

LeBron

We're not criticizing you because you're black, we're criticizing you because you're an egomaniac, piece of shit who took the easy way out. Go Cavs.

LeBron

We're not going to boo the Miami Heat because we fear them. We're going to boo you for being an egomaniac, piece of shit who took the easy way out. Go Cavs.